Episode 2: Mosquito Meditation…
14 September 2oo7
It's currently 2:24 AM.
I am, once again,
The Midnight Special
Lucky me...however, through this treacherously traumatizing experience, I have learned to achieve peace through what I call,
MOSQUITO MEDITATION
Truly, the enlightenment I have experienced must be shared to those seeking pure, blood spilling revenge.
I am, once again,
The Midnight Special
Lucky me...however, through this treacherously traumatizing experience, I have learned to achieve peace through what I call,
MOSQUITO MEDITATION
Truly, the enlightenment I have experienced must be shared to those seeking pure, blood spilling revenge.
I will be your Guru; I will be your guide. Follow me through this mosquito madness.
Cover all skin leaving exposed only your arms.
Quiet your mind. Itch your bites. Breathe in, Breathe out…
Great achievements require great sacrifices. Prepare yourself.
Once the mosquito(es) land on your exposed arms, allow him/her/them
To settle down and even begin the blood-sucking process. As their bellies fill,
MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!
Slowly approach this devilish beast (do not let size fool you!) with your free hand. Think of all the moments of sleep and blood lost over this selfish, soul-less SUCKER and in one graceful, revenge-filled swap,
SEND IT TO APHID HELL!!!!!!
…another one bites the dust…
Mosquitoes were hurt, and even mercilessly killed during the writing of this article. In fact, I killed two while typing. Their lives will be remembered by their marks left on my arm for a few more days, and then, they will vanish into past for eternity…right where they belong.
Quiet your mind. Itch your bites. Breathe in, Breathe out…
Great achievements require great sacrifices. Prepare yourself.
Once the mosquito(es) land on your exposed arms, allow him/her/them
To settle down and even begin the blood-sucking process. As their bellies fill,
MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS!
Slowly approach this devilish beast (do not let size fool you!) with your free hand. Think of all the moments of sleep and blood lost over this selfish, soul-less SUCKER and in one graceful, revenge-filled swap,
SEND IT TO APHID HELL!!!!!!
…another one bites the dust…
Mosquitoes were hurt, and even mercilessly killed during the writing of this article. In fact, I killed two while typing. Their lives will be remembered by their marks left on my arm for a few more days, and then, they will vanish into past for eternity…right where they belong.
1 comment:
I can only imagine how you feel. I hate mosquitoes and they aren't even that bad here...they are the arch-enemy. They should be shown no mercy! I hope things are getting better with that, don't they have repellent? Your brothers probably have some ideas to cope, I know Chris dealt with them in Afghanistan. Thanks for the updates! Praying for you,
April
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